Server rules

Below is a summary of rules you need to follow if you want to have an account on this server of Mastodon:

1. nothing illegal
2. no porn
3. have fun

1. Nothing illegal (US law primarily) - look, i don't know what liability i may have for hosting the communication of ne'er-do-wells and i dont particularly care to spend the time finding out. so i figure it's best to say please try to avoid being overly neerdowellian on this server. liability or not, i'd very much like to avoid having some law enforcement goons asking for the chat records so just keep that in mind. and if that does happen i may very well provide them without as much as a peep.
2. No pronargraphy - this is a chaste moral server. i'm not saying you can't have nothing nudes but this isn't a smut house. i know it when i see it
3. No guarantees - similar to above where i refuse to guarantee any privacy in the face of government goons, there is no guarantee of any level of service at all. this means i make no promises of uptime, continued existence of the service, or anything of that nature. you may wake up tomorrow and find it all gone. while i will try my hardest to keep this functional, available, and fun, you can never be assured it will be any of the three.
4. Have fun! - self explanatory.